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Below are a collection of tips that Snowey feels he should share with everyone. They are taken from Snowey's experiences in life, and may or may not be about him. Each one is true though. |
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| 1) Dont Eat Spring Onions before having sex. | ||
| 2) Dont Fall asleep at work. | ||
| 3) If your on a diet dont eat loads of doughnuts. | ||
| 4) Be careful who you lend your van to. | ||
| 5) Never buy your drunken mates a drink when you see them in a night club. | ||
| 6) Dont play removals when you are supposed to be working. | ||
| 7) Don’t be listening to confessions on IM. | ||
| 8) Make your own cup of tea. | ||
| 9) Dont let dodgy Chinese Lady Boys serenade you with crap jokes while you are eating your pizza. | ||
| 10) Adjust your glasses and hair before getting back up. | ||
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