Below are a collection of thoughts taken from Snowey's experiences in life. Each one is true and has been thought about on more than one occasion (Some hundreds of times!!) with great enjoyment. Snowey would like to acknowledge the support and help of his friends for not only being there and helping him through the boring, bad and scary times (See No 6) but also for their contributions on this page. Thanks Guys.....

1) Tyre irons are for taking tyres off !!!
2) Ice Cream Vans are not Bangers !!!
3) That shirt doesnt look camp !!!
4) Doritos are for eating, not wearing on your feet !!!
5) Mexicans who come bearing wicker CD racks are not to be trusted !!!
6) Watch out for horny drunk sex starved single women hanging off your fridge !!!
7) Never sit on deckchairs, you never know what might happen !!!
8) Yes, I think you had better get your coat !!!
9) No you cant have any beers for the road !!!
10) Just imagine how good the 70 quid one is !!!

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