Welcome to Snowey's BIT A FUN section. On this page are a few items that should bring a smile to your face, have a look through and see if there is something to brighten up your day.

09/12/2004 - I've added an anti leeching / anti bandwidth theft script to this page, so you will need to download the files from here and not via a link. Also if your browser / firewall blocks referrers you will not be able to download the files.

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Not too dissimilar to the Pikey Test, the Chav Test has but updated to cover the new bread of pikeys out there, the Chavs. Sent to me by Chav Ratso Rat, who no doubt scores highly on the Chav Test chart. Have a go and see just how much of a Chav you are...

Take the pikey test to see if you are a real pikey. Are you more of a pikey than the current top score or are you less of a pikey then the current low score. And yes I have taken it...

CHICK BOY TEST

Reckon you can tell if she's a real chick or a dick chick?? Well take the chick boy test and see what you find. Dont go blaming me if you like some of the chicks with dicks...

IDEAL JOB

Are you in the right job? Not sure? Have a go of the Ideal Job Suggester and see if you need to make a career change! I tried it and i am definitely in the wrong job! Off to the P45 section for me.

POSH TEST

Are you posh? Does you have some one wipe your arse for you? Do you tell people to Feck Orf (I know some one who does that). Well if you are not sure then download the Posh Test and find out once and for all, heaven forbid you might not be posh!

OFFICE NICK NAME GENERATOR

What are all the fuckers in the office calling you when you are not there? Not sure? Well download the Office Nickname Generator and find out. Hell why not find out what you can call your Boss, they might be a `Fairy Bread` like some out there!!! ;)!

GEEK TEST

Are you a Geek? Do you wear an anorak and know all there is to know about boring geeky shit? Well find out by taking the geek test. You never know you might not be a geek, but then you might! Some one in my department got 73%, can you do beat that!!

ESSEX TEST

Do you live in Essex, chances are that you don't, so give this test a go and see if you need to relocate. And before you ask, no I don't live in Essex. Cheeky fuckers!!

STEAMER (PISSED) TEST

We've all done it. We've all got steamed (AKA pissed, wasted, arseholed, you get my drift) so you will know what this is all about. Take this test to see if you are a proper steamer, or a pussy, shandy drinking, mummy's boy. I know one of them....

TART TEST

This Tart Test was sent to me by someone who said she was only a 60% tart, but i aint having any of that. I tried and only got 28%. Have a go yourself and if you are a right fucking tart (95% - 100%) and female, let me know!!

SLEAZY TEST

What a beauty this test is. Have a go at the Sleazy Test and see what you get. If your right Sleazy send me your results as im always interested in a Sleazy bird (Oh and a pic would be great too!!)